February 2012
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amanda and I were at panera bread, and we were trying to leave, but we ended stuck behind these people and a wall so we had to backtrack and go another way. and I said “an impasse… a no-pass-ay.” and just started laughing. it was so funny.
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martymm:
I hate public pools. I get hives just thinking about them
the fucking worst. especially when there are kids in the pool
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I was wearing sunglasses inside the house, and my dad walks into the living room where I’m laying around and says to me “you think you’re kanye fucking west?”
I wanna be dave grohl and travis pastrana and jesse lacey all at once.
I don’t think Orlando likes me. The last time I was there, I was 16, and I ended up fainting at Wet n Wild, spending the day in the hospital. It’s been 3 years, and after one day at Epcot, I spent 3 days in the hospital.
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I’ve been in the hospital for two days and don’t know when I’ll be getting out. Or getting home to miami. I don’t have internet and my phone is dying. IV’s suck.
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we’re friends when you’re on your knees. make them dance like we were shooting their feet
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I get so irritated when I think about dogs, it’s so irrational
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I’m shocked I’ve never had an eye infection or pink eye before because I am always sticking my fingers in my eyes
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fyeahskateboardcaptions:
Dear God, please don’t let anything happen to Mediafire.
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stephenell:
i’m literally disgusted and will be perplexed for the rest of my life as to how kanye west got more shit for stealing a microphone from taylor swift than chris brown has ever gotten for beating the shit out of rihanna
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